MAURY ALLEN
CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
OMALLEY in the HALL
WALTER O'MALLEY
From the look on his face,
O'Malley seems to be
thinking, "Hey, Maury,
I wasn't too fond of you,
either!"
What's next? A Nobel peace prize for Bin Laden?By MAURY ALLEN
of TheColumnists.com
I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. Now hes in the Baseball hall of Fame. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him.
The worst baseball news of the season, the decade, maybe our lifetimes for a lot of us old geezers who once called Brooklyn, New York, home was the announcement last week that Walter OMalley was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame by a special, new committee of veterans, executives, former players and sportswriters.
OMalley was in and Marvin Miller was out. Bowie Kuhn was in and Marvin Miller was out. Managers Dick Williams, Billy Southworth and old Pittsburgh owner Barney Dreyfuss were in and Marvin Miller was out.
New York writer Pete Hamill once said the three most despised villains of the 20th century were Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin and Walter OMalley, and in Brooklyn, not necessarily in that order.
If you were riding with the three of them, Hamill once wrote, and you had only two bullets in your gun, which ones would you shoot?
The answer in Brooklyn was always the same.
Id shoot OMalley twice, wed all say.
OMalley was the owner and president of the Brooklyn Dodgers from 1950, when he eased out Branch Rickey, through 1957. He then moved the team to Los Angeles, so he could get richer than he was. The city of Los Angeles gave him Chavez Ravine for a buck and they threw in the underground rights in case some holes dug in the ground came up with oil.
OMalley really wanted to build a new park in downtown Brooklyn after Ebbets Field, the Bedford Avenue home of the Dodgers since 1913, grew old and decrepit. He actually hired famed architect Buckminster Fuller to design a 21st century domed stadium for Brooklyn. This was about 1955.
As always, the politicians soon got in the act because OMalley needed public lands, condemnation proceedings and city money. None of this happened because of a tyrant named Robert Moses. He was the Boss of all Bosses in New York City before the Godfather, before Steinbrenner and well before the Sopranos.
Moses offered land out in Queens, a place later used by the city to build Shea stadium for the new New York Mets in 1964.
If Im going to build a stadium in Queens for the Brooklyn Dodgers, OMalley said, I might as well build it in Los Angeles.
Now, 50 years after the Dodgers moved west--unhappy anniversary--OMalleys Hall of Fame election comes back to haunt all of us who lost our hearts that October day in 1957 when the move was announced.
What did O'Malley get elected for? He made owners rich by opening up the west. Marvin Miller, the players' union rep, made players rich. You dont expect any current baseball executives, laboring always to keep salaries down 10 million, 20 million, 30 million a year, whatever, to endorse Millers nomination.
That would be like Hillary Clinton asking Monica Lewinsky to make an endorsement tape for her.
Flabbergasted, said Marty Markowitz, the powerless borough president of Brooklyn, a meaningless, if symbolic, job in the borough.
Hes a politician who actually wants to be mayor of the whole city some day. He had to keep it clean. Others didnt. Curse words were flying across Bedford Avenue and Sullivan Place in Brooklyn now, down by Atlantic Avenue and across the Brooklyn Bridge.
The hardest thing to explain in the world is love. You know it when you see it. No one can ever quite explain it to you if it never happened.
Rooting for the Brooklyn Dodgers was the same thing. In my old days, the Dodgers came first. Family, school, church and God all tied for second.
Bobby Thomson hurt us with that stupid, lucky 1951 homer. Mickey Owen hurt us with that 1941 passed ball on Hugh Caseys pitch against Tommy Henrich. The Yankees hurt us with all those World Series wins. OMalley killed us.
OMalleys son, Peter, who ran the Dodgers for many years after his father died, tried hard to repair the wounds. He supported a Brooklyn Dodgers Hall of Fame in KeySpan stadium, Coney Island, of which I am a proud member. He retired the numbers of many great Brooklyn players. He supported the statue of Jackie Robinson and Pee Wee Reese, built on the site of the new Brooklyn minor league park.
Still, nothing worked. The Brooklyn Dodgers are dead. A part of all of us went with the demise.
I hate him. Now Walter OMalley is in the Baseball Hall of Fame. To stretch Groucho Marxs famous line, A Hall of Fame that would admit Walter OMalley isnt worth getting into. I hate him.©2007 by Maury Allen. The Maury Allen caricature is ©2001 by Jim Hummel. The photo of the late Walter O'Malley is courtesy of the official O'Malley website. This column first posted Dec. 10, 2007.
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