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THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

 
 RICH "GOOSE" GOSSAGE

Gossage makes Hall of Fame on his ninth try

By MAURY ALLEN
of TheColumnists.com

 

The laughs will be loud and long at the Baseball Hall of Fame inductions in Cooperstown July 27. The Goose is loose.

Rich (Goose) Gossage, who read his top 10 list on David Letterman the other night with No. 1 being “testing positive for being a flame-throwing sum’bitch,” will lighten up his 54 living colleagues at his induction ceremony.

Gossage was always good for a laugh around the Yankees. There’s no reason to stop now that he has been elected to baseball’s Valhalla on his ninth try.

Gossaage will join Hoyt Wilhelm, Bruce Sutter, Dennis Eckersly and Rollie Fingers as relief pitchers of renown. Gossage, who said he grew his Fu Manchu mustache around the Yankees just to piss off Boss George Steinbrenner, now will challenge Fingers for the best Hall of Fame mustache wearer. Fingers made his handlebar almost as famous as his slider.

Gossage was the famous figure on the mound in the most exciting baseball game I ever saw in half a century of coverage. It was the 1978 playoff game in Boston’s Fenway Park between the Yankees and Red Sox. Bucky Bleeping Dent, forever known that way in Boston, put the Yankees ahead 3-2 with his homer against former Yankee Mike Torrez.

The Yankees pushed the lead to 5-2 before Gossage came in and allowed the Red Sox to close to 5-4. He had the tying and winning runs on in the bottom of the ninth with two out when he faced future Hall of Famer Carl Yastrzemski.

“I took a deep breath, turned around on the mound and asked myself, ‘What’s the worst thing that could happen to you?’ I answered myself by saying, ‘Well, tomorrow I’ll be back home in Colorado hunting elk.’ Then I got Yaz on a popup,” he said.

On his top 10 with Letterman he described the no. 2 item on the list, “After the last out I kissed Bucky Dent on the mouth.”

Gossage always told a wonderful story about that Yaz popup to Graig Nettles at third base, sending the Yankees to the ALCS title over Kansas City again and the World Series win over the Dodgers, the last for the Yankees for 18 years.

“When Yaz came up Nettles was yelling from third base, real loud, so I could hear him and Yaz could hear him. ‘Pop him up, Goose, pop him up.’ Then I did pop him up,” Gossage recalls. “Now Nettles is yelling, ‘But not to me.’ But he did catch it.”

Gossage was a 1970s and 1980s reliever over 22 seasons, coming in early and staying late. He was 124-107 in his career with 310 saves.

He joined the Yankees as an expensive free agent in 1978 after Sparky Lyle had led the Yankees to the 1977 pennant with a Cy Young year.

Nettles, another Yankee jokester, told Lyle, “You’ve gone from Cy Young to sayonara.”

Gossage, who threw as violently as anyone in the game’s history, had stolen Lyle’s bullpen job in that 1978 season. It was all about intimidation with the fastball, that big body, the flowing Fu Manchu and his flailing motion, arms, legs, head and hat all seemingly coming at a batter in a rapid rate.

The Yankees won the Series in 1977 under Billy Martin, repeated again in 1978 under Martin and Bob Lemon and fell apart in 1979. Everything bad that could happen to a team happened that year.

Several players were injured. Nobody seemed able to hit, the pitching fell apart and the usual managerial turmoil just forced the players to step back from the intensity of competition.

DH Cliff Johnson and Gossage got into a little needling battle over whether or not Johnson could hit Gossage as an opponent. Agitator Reggie Jackson helped the battle escalate as he butted in to the verbal contest. The conversation got testy and Gossage, a heavyweight pitcher, pushed and punched Johnson, the heavyweight hitter. Johnson struck back and suddenly these two huge men were rolling on the Yankee Stadium locker room floor. Goose was out with a broken hand.

“Thurman (Munson) died that year. It was a lost season,” he said. “Now all I can think of are the good things.”

Gossage, 56 years old now, waited a long time for the honor. His fellow Hall of Famers won’t wait long to invite him to the Hall of Famers’ Sunday night wine drinking party over induction weekend.

They know the loose Goose will supply loads of laughs.

©2008 by Maury Allen. The Maury Allen caricature is ©2001 by Jim Hummel. The photo is courtesy of Wikipedia. This column first posted Jan. 28, 2008.


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