MAURY ALLEN
TRUTH
...the Whole Truth
and Nothing But the Truth
Jack Klugman, left, played Oscar Madison
in TV's "The Odd Couple," but did Tony
Randall, right, play his roommate
Felix Ungar or Felix Unger?
How much does truth
matter in news stories?
By MAURY ALLEN
of TheColumnists.com
Ever since the first caveman scratched out something in hieroglyphics on his favorite wall, journalists have been arguing about the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Does it really matter in a modern newspaper story if a brown-eyed woman is described as having eyes of blue or a six foot man is identified as average-sized?
Every newsman and woman now has not one editor or five or a hundred checking their facts but thousands or hundreds of thousands. Those are the folks on the blog ready to practice gotcha journalism.
Tina Fey did a wonderful parody of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live, when she faked an interview with Katie Couric. This time Couric appeared to be the dumbbell and not the former governor of Alaska. Gotcha, bellowed Fey, playing Palin in the skit.
I once worked at Sports Illustrated magazine in the struggling days before they struck gold with the bathing suit issue. Young reporters like myself were assigned to check for accuracy the articles written by established stars of sportswriting such as Roger Kahn.
After three or four or five thousand words and dutiful check marks over each word signaling its accuracy, eyes would blur, brains would wander and mistakes would appear. Check marks would signal accuracy when it just wasnt so.
A reader would catch quickly that Casey Stengel played for Brooklyn in 1913 and not for Boston or that the Babe weighed 210 and not 310. Typos were no excuse.
Then came the orange blossoms. They were orange colored pieces of tissue paper that suggested the checker had erred in his duties and had to write a long excuse for such failure.
It would immediately put the villain on that list--the undesirable, unappreciated, excommunicated list.
Thats when it was time to go.
Newspapers, publishers, magazines have always had fact checkers. It was all part of the readers gotcha glee.
Catch a well known writer in an error and your day as a junkyard digger was made.
Much of this and the values it might mean came up the other day at a meeting of my journalistic organization, the Society of Silurians, the oldest journalism group in the country, when writer Bruce Weber discussed the trauma of working for todays New York Times.
He is a splendid writer who specializes now in obituaries at the Times after a sterling career of wonderful, entertaining feature writing.
We do a lot of prepared obits on famous people, he said. I was working on one about the actor Jack Klugman. He is in his late 80s and ailing. He could go at any day so we must be ready.
One of Klugmans famous roles is the sportswriter character Oscar Madison in "The Odd Couple". His roommate in the show is Felix Ungar or Unger.
In the original play (by Neil Simon) Felixs last name is spelled Ungar. In the later movie and television shows it was spelled Unger. I asked the editors what spelling to use, Weber said.
The editors decided they would use both spellings to avoid a correction by someone who was an "Odd Couple" fanatic and claimed expertise.
With everyone a journalist now because of blogs and web sites, it is far too difficult to ascertain the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Especially in these pre-written obituaries that Weber is involved with almost daily.
Pulitzer Prize winner Ira Berkow, a retired Times sports columnist, told a tale about the problems of pre-writing obituaries.
Red Smith (the famed NY Times Pulitzer winner for commentary) wrote a pre-obit on the great boxer Jack Dempsey, explained Berkow. This was shortly before Smith died in 1982. Dempsey died in 1983.
When Dempsey died the obituary led the paper with compliments all around for Smiths masterful handling of the legendary athletes career.
Sports editor Joe Vecchione faced his other sportswriters and announced. Smith writes better dead than you guys do alive.
It was hard to fool the reading public that was not an up to date journalistic work.
Weber told an amusing baseball story about Bob Uecker, the famed broadcaster who played in the big leagues.|
Uecker said he faced Don Drysdale only once and was called out on strikes on a pitch way outside. When he argued the call, Weber said, the umpire Jocko Conlin told him the pitch was a strike and so was the next pitch.
It turned out Uecker only faced Drysdale once and grounded out. Conlin was not the home plate umpire.
I never checked the box score. I trusted Ueckers memory. Did the truth matter? Weber asked.
About seven years ago a young Times writer named Jayson Blair fabricated dozens of stories. He was finally exposed and fired.
It hasnt been very easy for any Times writer since, Weber said.
Should we journalists give the readers, the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth or should we entertain when it really doesnt matter?©2010 by Maury Allen. The Maury Allen caricature is ©2001 by Jim Hummel. This column first posted April 19, 2010.
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