HOLIDAY EDITION 2004
Gina Gallo
SOCKS AND BONDS
THE STOCKINGS THAT SAVED CHRISTMAS
Above: A selection of Gina's
gift stockings.At right: Gina made
this stocking
for her parents' 50th
weddng anniversary.
It's called, 'A Kiss Under
the Banana-Toe.'
AN INGENIOUS CHRISTMAS CREATION
Silk purse from sow's ears?
You ain't seen nothin' yet!
By GINA GALLO
of TheColumnists.com
EDITOR'S NOTE: Gina Gallo once was a police officer in Chicago. This
column is about that time in her life.Only December 1st, and already the forecast for a happy holiday was looking grim.
Take one newly single young mom and two very young sons moving into a new home that was actually 100 years old. Add one antique furnace that gave up the ghost on December 2nd during one of the worst cold spells in Chicago history, when the mercury plunged far below zero and hovered there indefinitely. As the ancient radiators turned into ice blocks, the water pipes burst, creating stalactite icicles throughout the basement as formidable as a predators fangs.And when the estimates for the only solution--an entire new heating and plumbing system--were so exorbitant it seemed like the thick ice sheeting the inside windows would be a permanent fixture, the prospect of a merry Christmas seemed completely out of reach.
Choosing between a visit from Santa or trying to survive this domestic frozen tundra was a no-brainer, but what parent would allow their kids to be disappointed on Christmas? With just 23 days to figure out a creative solution, I opted for optimism and prayed for a miracle. The boys and I huddled together on the floor, wrapped in layers of blankets and all the warm clothes we owned, in a literal icehouse without a single stick of furniture.
Arent we lucky? I asked. This is just like camping, only we get to do it inside our house, and we dont have to worry about bears. Who else do you know that can camp out in their own dining room?
Yeah, and we dont to move any chairs or tables out of the way first, Eric piped.
Pretty cool, Mom!
The kids thought it was an adventure of the highest order. So far, so good. We sang camp songs, told stories, and watched our breath puff out in frosty clouds. And then...
This is just like the North Pole, Mom. I bet Santa will come here first on Christmas Eve cuz this is like his neighborhood.
Not good. The kid was using logical deduction to undermine the whole operation. One of those not-so-welcome characteristics he mustve inherited from his father. In any case, his observation was enough to trigger a long excited conversation between two little boys eagerly anticipating St. Nick. It was time for their mother to get a plan.
The idea came just days later from the least likely source. While sorting through piles of clothes theyd outgrown that year, I thought I could use the various fabric to make my kids personalized Christmas stockings. Never mind that I didnt know how to sew and had never used a sewing machine in my life. If Betsy Ross pulled off the first American flag without modern conveniences, a couple stockings made with needle, thread and sheer persistence should be a snap. And since this was the only gift I had to give them, I decided each stocking should be a show-stopper: huge, amusing and outrageous enough to divert attention from all that empty space under the tree.
Operation Christmas Stocking was now in progress.
The first step was the stocking design. For each of them, I drew a personalized cartoon to illustrate the boys interests that year. Eric the aviation enthusiasts featured a reindeer-as-Red-Baron, complete with antlers poking out of his helmet and jauntily flying an Albatros biplane.
On Display:
The wide range of
Gina's stocking
creations.Brett got a ninja Santa nattily attired in a holly-sprigged headband. The designs became fabric templates with each piece taken from their old clothes, laboriously stitched together and then quilted on heavier fabric in the shape of a three-foot high stocking. It was meant to represent a piece of their history, incorporating the clothing theyd worn with the things theyd loved.
The actual sewing seemed to take forever. I took pieces of stocking with me and worked on them anywhere a spare moment presented: in the dentists waiting room, at work in the squad car on slow nights, even stopped in traffic waiting for a long freight train to pass by. Because of the colors and unusual design, the stockings drew a lot of attention and many questions.Merchants in my police district asked if Id make display stockings for their stores. Not a chance, I told them. It was taking me forever just to hand-sew these two. A week later, a new sewing machine was sent to me at my police station, courtesy of an anonymous patron of the arts. Following that, other things began to arrive: cartons of items earmarked for Officer Ginas stockings that were perfect stocking stuffers for little kids. Besides small toys, candy and treats, there were books and video games, art supplies, puzzles, and McDonalds and Burger King gift certificates.
Obviously, Eric had been wrong. Santas first stop wasnt going to be our house. Hed already enlisted troops of generous elves to deliver the gifts well before Christmas Eve. And by the time that magical night rolled around, there were enough gifts to stuff both stockings to the top, pile up in huge towers under the tree, and then donate many more to the Childrens Home in our police district.It was a minor miracle that Christmas, and the beginning of what became a family tradition with the stockings.
By the following year, friends and family members were asking for their own stockings.
Now armed with a sewing machine and newly acquired skills, I was able to cut production time per stocking from three weeks to a speedy six hours while still retaining the hand-pieced, meticulously quilted quality. As with the original stockings, each design was personalized for the recipient to reflect a special interest or event in their life. And every year, each stocking became a continuing chronology of that persons life.
Over the years, the stockings became as diverse and unique as the people who received them. Some were openly sentimental, others exotic or darkly funny. Previous designs have featured Elvis as a swivel-hipped elf, a cannibal patiently stewing Santa in his cauldron, body-building reindeer, a flirtatious Sphinx, and a mermaid as con artist performing the shell game hustle.On the year of their 50th wedding anniversary, my parents stocking featured two amorous gorillas, sneaking a smooch under a holly-sprigged hanging banana. And since any true work of art has a title, their stocking was called, A Kiss Under the Banana Toe.
One friend who is a country music enthusiast treasures his stocking that salutes one of his favorites: the winged, half-bird, half blonde woman has impressive cleavage and showgirl legs crossed in a cheesecake pose on the branch of a fruit tree. The stockings title? Dolly Partridge in a Pear Tree.
This year marks the 20th anniversary of our Christmas stockings. After providing the vehicle for that Christmas that almost didnt happen, they became a much-anticipated yearly ritual for our family and circle of friends, with production reaching as many as 75 stockings per year. In these past two decades, those stockings tell the stories of the people who taught us that the biggest miracle of all is sharing their love and friendship not just on Christmas, but every day of our lives.©2004 by Gina Gallo. The photos are from the author's private collection. All rights reserved.
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