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2008
How Love (May) Have Come To Bill Gates: July 21, 2008

A Kansas Girl From Seattle Moves It On Down To Texas: May 26, 2008
Castle Shopping in Texas: April 21, 2008
Growing Old Gratefully: Jan. 28, 2008

2007
Season's Greetings...Or Not!: Dec. 17, 2007

Naked Men and Lonely Nights: Aug. 20, 2007
Return of the Bionic Woman: Jan. 8, 2007

2006
Rush Limbaugh and His Stem Cell Rant: Oct. 30, 2006

I Am Woman--Hear Me Whine: Oct. 30, 2006
Is This the Face of A Terrorist?: Sept. 25, 2006
Deep in the Heart of Texas, Part One: June 26, 2006
Just When I Thought I Could Relax...: May 22, 2006
Fears of An American Citizen: Feb. 20, 2006
Hospitals Can Be Hazardous To Your Health: Jan. 16, 2006

2005

All I Wanted For Xmas Was...: Dec. 19, 2005
The Office Christmas Party: Dec. 5, 2005
Mother-in-Law From Another Planet: Nov. 14, 2005
A Tribute to My Husband: Sept. 12, 2005
The Blue Angels & Men in Uniform: Aug. 15, 2005
A Visit From Mom: April 11, 2005
Dealing with the Devil: March 21, 2005
Red Carpet Confidential (with Gina Gallo): Feb. 28, 2005
You Should See the Ones That Got Away!: Jan. 24, 2005
The Powerful Religious Right: Jan. 17, 2005
The People We Most Want To See Less of in 2005 (with staff): Jan. 10, 2005
Life and Crime in the Big City: Jan. 3, 2005

2004

Mom's Last Hanukkah Bush: Dec. 20, 2004
The Woes of A Wig For A Wedding: Dec. 6, 2004
It's Always Life: Oct. 27, 2004
This is My Day for 'Comfort Food': Sept. 13, 2004
Am I Better Off Now Than I Was Four Years Ago?: Sept. 6, 2004
A Visit From A Guardian Angel: Aug. 30, 2004
Kings, Queens, Cowboys and Moonshiners: Aug. 23, 2004
God, It's Time We Had A Talk: Aug. 16, 2004
This American Author's Blunt Observations: Aug. 9, 2004
Donald Duck, I Need A Favor: July 26, 2004
Fireworks in Kansas: July 5, 2004
Daddy Doe To The Rescue: June 14, 2004
A Wedding in East Podunk: June 7, 2004
A Wedding in June: May 31, 2004
Shelter From the Storm: May 3, 2004
Life After Morocco: March 29, 2004
The Secret Life of Lucy Hubbard: March 8, 2004
I'm A Southern Woman: Feb. 2, 2004
Eccentrics of the World, Unite!: Jan. 5, 2004

2003

Christmas Memories: Dec. 21, 2003
Noah is Alive and Well in Oregon: Dec. 8, 2003
Happy Thanksgiving!: Nov. 17, 2003
Why I'm A Writer: Nov. 10, 2003
'Tis the Season For Potato Soup and Ugly Socks: Oct. 13, 2003
Vote For Patty!: Sept. 22, 2003
Attack of the Giant Bulb Catalogs: Sept. 15, 2003
The Joys & Pains of 'R.J. Syndrome' (with Ron Miller): Sept. 1, 2003

Snow on the Roof? Fire in the Furnace!: Aug. 25, 2003
Discrimination? I've Been There Before: Aug. 11, 2003
Patricia's Guide to Practical Parenting: July 28, 2003

Lights! Camera! Action!: July 21, 2003
My Guilty Pleasure is--Tom Jones: July 14, 2003
James Armon Griffin vs. Sen. Barry Goldwater: June 23, 2003
Missing: Artistic Freedom: June 9, 2003
Welcome Home, Sailor!: May 12, 2003
Can You Spell Mother?: May 5, 2003
Truth Isn't Always Stranger Than Fiction: April 7, 2003
Thoughts of A Proud American Mother: March 24, 2003
Missing Frank Sinatra: March 17, 2003
Cuban Missile Crisis 1962: March 10, 2003
Lucy the Snake Stalker: March 3, 2003
Love Really Can Be A Many Splendored Thing: Feb. 10, 2003
Yes, I'm Paranoid!: Feb. 3, 2003
A Purple Person Speaks Up: Jan. 27, 2003
Bong and His Bride: Jan. 13, 2003
The Mystery Man of Casablanca: Jan. 6, 2003

2002

Secrets of A Mature Woman: Dec. 30, 2002
A Good Luck Charm for the New Year: Dec. 30, 2002

The Mother of All Telemarketing Calls: Dec. 16, 2002
Freckles, the Christmas Dog: Dec. 16, 2002
Mama and Mary Gee Wanna: Dec. 2, 2002
A Funeral, A Cherry Tree and Harry's Dentures: Nov. 25, 2002
Life With A Serial Killer: Nov. 18, 2002
Love Stories in the Personal Ads V: Oct. 21, 2002
Love Stories in the Personal Ads IV: Oct. 7, 2002
Love Stories in the Personal Ads III: Sept. 30, 2002
Love Stories in the Personal Ads II: Sept. 16, 2002
Revenge in A Jar: Sept. 2, 2002
Love Stories in the Personal Ads: Aug. 26, 2002
Daddy's Got A Brand New Toy: Aug. 12, 2002
The Late Emmett Watson: Aug. 5, 2002
Off to Alaska with John Steed: July 21, 2002
The Great Hair Catastrophe: July 7, 2002
Memories of Red Skelton: June 23, 2002
A Kansas City Girl Goes to Morocco: June 16, 2002
Square Wheels, Round Numbers: June 9, 2002
The Lady Who Talks to Cats: May 26, 2002
There is No Free Advice: May 19, 2002
The Wake: May 12, 2002
My Ears Are Burning!: May 5, 2002
My Husband, The Saint: April 28, 2002
Earthquake Alert: April 21, 2002
The Joys of Being A Homeowner: April 14, 2002

 

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