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 FIREWORKS IN KANSAS

There's nothing quite like
a hometown 4th of July

By PATRICIA J. GEISTER
of TheColumnists.com

 Editor's Note:
The whole Columnists.com family joins with Patricia J. Geister in the wish that you all had a joyous July 4th
celebration and that our troops overseas also found a
moment to remember hometown celebrations like the ones Pat recalls for us here.


The 4th of July was a lot more than fireworks for me in 1962.  I was living and working in Morocco at Nouasseur Air Base.  That first year I was reminded what a high school teacher had told me:  "You'll never forget the chill that goes down your spine when you're in a foreign land and you hear America's National Anthem."

Oh, yes, how right she was. 

Think back to when you ate your first hot dog, drank your first lemonade, smeared home made ice cream down your chin, ran through the yard sprinkler or a shower from a city hydrant. Can you taste Aunt Dorothy's cake topped with burnt caramel sugar frosting?  Did your best friend Mary's grandmother (we all called her Ma) make the world's most fabulous donuts dipped in sugar?  Look over there at your Uncle Pierce polishing his brand new black Chevy.  How many more hours before you can chase lightning bugs and put them in a glass jar?  Don't scratch those chigger bites; they'll only get worse.  When will you be old enough to shoot off those lady fingers firecrackers?  Why do I always get the sparklers and not the big kid stuff? Don't you dare come near me with that garter snake, boy!

Let me make an understatement here.  July in Kansas is hot.  'Nuff said?  We always tried to get back home to Edna, Kansas, for the holidays, especially the 4th of July.  Kansas City had its own celebrations, but we wanted to go home.

My grandfather, aunts and uncles, in-laws and outlaws, the whole family, got together.  Alma, my Aunt Dorothy's sister, made the most heavenly lemon drop ice cream.  We took turns in operating the hand crank.  Herb, her husband, made pretty good home brew beer.  My cousins and I had to settle for ice cream and soda pop or lemonade.  The grownups could drink the home brew if they wanted to.  Ice cream and beer?  I repeat:  July in Kansas is hot

We thought we had the biggest and best celebration in the whole country.  It was big enough for us.  You could buy fireworks in some of the grocery stores, from a stand in a parking lot or on a corner.  Little did we fear injury or fire because kids are immortal and accidents happen to someone else.

Real life stepped in and gave us a lesson the summer that my cousin Leonard was accidentally burned.  He and some of the other boys would light a firecracker, give it a toss at the closest person.  Lots of dodging, jumping, shouting and laughing went on.  One went off under Leonard's raised armpit.  That was the end of the laughter and brought on a 16 mile drive over to the Coffeyville hospital's emergency room.  He wasn't seriously injured, just seriously scared.

Time goes by, you grow up, introduce your own youngsters to the joy, meaning and beauty of Independence Day.

Now, however, many states make it illegal to display fireworks in your own back yard.  Either you watch the huge fireworks program on TV, or you go to a park and watch a commercial sponsor treat you to a great show.  Sure, you miss the thrill of causing the BANG! yourself.  Look at it this way, though.  Didn't you get tired of worrying about the drunk next door who set his roof on fire, and the fire spread to yours?

This year, and all years, if you were an American in a foreign country on the 4th of July, let's hope you were able to hum our National Anthem to yourself if that's the only way you could get to hear it.  More than likely, an American abroad this year is wearing camouflage fatigues or Navy denim.

Those of us back home were singing for you.  We keep you in our hearts, our prayers, and we'll keep the ice cream and lemonade cold and waiting for you.  I promise, you'll get all you want once you return.

Here's a web site that shows fireworks over our Statue of Liberty.  Watch it in a darkened room to get the full effect.
   http://www.njagyouth.org/liberty.htm

©2004 by Patricia J. Geister. The drawing is from IMSI's Master Clips Collection, 1895 Francisco Blvd. E., San Rafael, CA, 94901-5506, USA.




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