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 HALLOWEEN EDITION 2006

 

 PROF. GORDON GREB PRESENTS...
A CHILD'S GARDEN OF MUTANTS
How Children See Halloween

THIS IS A VERY ANGRY PUMPKIN!
YOU'D BE ANGRY, TOO,
IF EACH & EVERY HALLOWEEN
THEY CARVED A FACE ON YOU!

 

 DO DENTISTS DO PUMPKINS?
THIS ONE NEEDS DENTURES!

THIS IS AN ARTSY CARTOON
WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES

 

IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING,
THAT'S A SPOOK AT RIGHT;
HE'S DATING THAT CUTE PUMPKIN
THEY GO OUT EVERY NIGHT!

I'M A FLYING SPIRIT
WHO LIKES TO DRESS IN PINK;
I'M SO FAST YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME, ESPECIALLY IF YOU BLINK!

 

 

 THIS WITCH'S CAT
SEEMS VERY FAT;
PERHAPS IT JUST
CONSUMED A RAT!

 THIS WITCH COULD
USE A NEW HAIRDRESSER!

 

THESE HALLOWEEN DRAWINGS ARE THE WORK OF THE MAZARIEGOS CHILDREN
OF MT. SHASTA, CALIFORNIA: HANNAH & CARMEN, 7, & NOLAN, 4.

©2006 by Hannah, Carmen and Nolan Mazariegos. This column first posted
Oct. 30, 2006.

 


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