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A COLUMN THAT RHYMES (Stan Adds To His Long List of Crimes)    XAVIER CUGAT HE MUST HAVE LED THE MOST EXCITING OF LIVES. SEXY ABBE LANE AND CHARO WERE JUST TWO OF HIS WIVES.

We have no shame, hence
Here’s A to Z nonsense

By STAN ISAACS
of TheColumnists.com

 

And now we touch all bases on the A to Z nonsense train:

Awful decisions by Alito
Should be signed: Incognito

Peace hopes may be ridin'
on Veep Joseph Biden

None are so zany
As Dickie Cheney

Only certain rebs
Liked Eugene V. Debs

Few have the makins
Of Thomas Eakins

Nobody is betterer
Than Roger Federer

Would Giulianni
Trip his own granny?

These teabaggers deign
To call him Hussein

The Super Bowl results
Pained the Indiana Colts

Many are fleeter
Than Derek Jeter

We’ll never again see
A Kennedy Three

Clark Gable fell hard
For Carole Lombard

Does Carol Channing
Know Peyton Manning
(or Eli?)

Who's our favorite Jew?
Not Netanyahu.

Stix nix hix pix
--Not the Olympics

Would Nancy Pelosi
Date Bela Lugosi?

Anthony Quinn
--And Rin Tin Tin

Babe Ruth
Was uncouth

Would a rich man turned beggar
Vote for Schwarzenegger?

Truman, Harry
Had a load to carry

Chase Utley
Didn’t come from Nutley

Were the Eagles slick
To sign Michael Vick?

They got the goods
On Tiger Woods

We like the music so hot
Of Xavier Cugat

Henny Youngman"s tease:
Take his wife, pleeeze!

A nude ballerina?
That’s Vera Zorina

 

©2010 by Stan Isaacs. The Stan Isaacs caricature is ©2001 by Jim Hummel. This column first posted April 5, 2010.

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