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 STAN ISAACS
Out of Left Field

 New York, New York
is Outsmarting Itself

 

New York needs Games
like a new hole in its head

By STAN ISAACS
of TheColumnists.com

 

If ever there was a time when the city slickers out-slicked themselves, it was at the recent burlesque in which New York City won the United States Olympic Committee’s designation as America’s candidate for the 2012 Summer Games.

The Olympic Games in New York? A nightmare by any other name is a nightmare. The city will be turned upside down and inside out, inconveniencing, frustrating millions who don’t even care about the Olympics and the bloated presence it will have in New York for two weeks before and the three-week-long carryings-on.

More important, there is the matter of misplaced priorities. New York is so broke these days, it can’t pay its firefighters and police decent salaries. School buildings are rotting, classroom sizes are too large; the city can’t stop teachers from departing to the suburbs for better paying jobs. People are losing jobs on Wall Street and elsewhere.

They are talking about a $1-billion proposal to convert the West Side rail yards into an Olympic Stadium. They make gullible football fans giddy with talk about an Olympic Stadium seating 80,000 that will be the future home of the Jets. This should come to at least $3 billion. This is supposed to be largely covered by bonds, which would be paid off by future tax revenues.

Hah. How many times have taxpayers been suckered into going for projects that will be paid off by bonds? Too often the bond deals don’t measure up and the taxpayers wind up holding the proverbial bag.

For all the talk about building a subway line all the way over to the west side of Manhattan, that area would become a traffic quagmire for any event in an Olympic stadium. It would be just as bad, if not more so, if the Jets played there because most Jets fans come from the suburbs in cars and SUVs. If you know Manhattan, think about the effect of some 10,000 cars coming into the west side on any one day.

West Side people are pretty good at fighting off gargantuan projects. They beat off an eight-lane highway called Westway not too long ago. And critics not swayed by the immediate frenzy with which the unwashed greeted the Olympic caper are already saying the project would destroy neighborhoods. They argue that the Olympic project is likely to stop the badly needed Second Avenue subway, dampen downtown rebuilding and require $6.5 billion worth of property taxes.

The NYC2012 committee has already spent $13 million to win a bid that is still only a semi-final victory because New York must win against Toronto, Istanbul, Rome and Moscow, among others, in 2005 to nail down the Games. If sanity prevailed, they wouldn’t spend another nickel here when the need is so much greater elsewhere.

Such is the intelligence of what H.L. Mencken called the booboisie that people at a Knicks basketball game in Madison Square Garden greeted the Olympic news with cheers. The Knicks certainly aren’t giving them any reason to cheer.

And why would anybody want the Olympics? The Games have come to be associated with corruption, drugs, controversy, an embarrassement of commercialism, bad TV and the poor sportsmanship of man’s inhumanity to man and women. The Olympics often leave such a bad taste in the mouth it’s a wonder there are still cities lusting to embrace them.

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is an enthusiastic supporter of this Olympic folly. This is interesting in view of Bloomberg’s crafty tabling of the attempts of the Yankees and Mets to get the city to help them build new stadiums.

Bloomberg’s predecessor, Rudy Giuliani, a fanatic Yankee fan, sneaked through a bill in the last days of his administration that would have helped the city underwrite the cost of new stadiums for the Yankees and Mets. When this news came out, it was greeted with disdain in many quarters, outrage in some.

When Bloomberg came in, he shrewdly did not outright negate the stadium plans of his fellow Republican mayor. He merely said that the city had other pressing needs financially so that this was not a time to think about stadiums for the baseball teams. Pretty neat footwork there, Mayor. And that ended any talk of the city helping out the two baseball teams that happen to have two of the most lucrative cable television deals in baseball.

Now, Bloomberg is one of the cheerleaders of this Olympic effort. What happened to the other priorities he talked about when he put the kibosh on the baseball stadiums? Don’t ask.

The subject of big money and Bloomberg happen to go hand in hand. Bloomberg is a rich guy, filthy rich you might say. His personal fortune is listed at almost $5 billion from his media corporation. According to Fortune Magazine this makes him the 29th richest person in the country. The Olympic thing comes in the wake of his recent actions putting the axe to many city programs and departments because of the $4 billion shortfall in the New York City budget.

It makes me wonder why Bloomberg, who spent $41 million to get himself elected last November, doesn’t use some of his own money to help bail out the city. He can’t do it all by himself, but money spent on city needs sounds a lot more admirable than using the money for the selfish purpose of getting oneself elected. In effect he spent a fortune to get elected so that he could then cut millions from projects and people who need it the most.

New York, New York, buffoonery is thy name.

© 2002 by Stan Isaacs. The Stan Isaacs caricature is © 2001 by Jim Hummel. The cartoon illustration is from IMSI's Master Clips Collection, 1895 Francisco Blvd. E., San Rafael, CA, 94901-5506, USA.

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