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Everybody's A Critic!

Spencer Tracy returns from the bathroom to find tough guy Lee Marvin
waiting in his hotel room in "Bad Day at Black Rock," the 1955 MGM suspense classic that Joanne thinks is one of the worst movies she's ever seen. Hey, everybody's entitled to an opinion, right? Even if Tracy was nominated for a
Best Actor Oscar for his performance, nominations also went to director
John Sturges and screenwriter Millard Kaufman and the film wound up on
most 10 Best Lists that year.

What if you don't like your
beau's favorite movie?

By JOANNE ENGELHARDT
of TheColumnists.com



After nearly 35 years, the last episode of “At the Movies” (originally called “Sneak Previews” and then “Siskel and Ebert and the Movies”) aired in mid-August. Its longevity--despite numerous hosting replacements and a gargantuan change in the way moviegoers see films--is really quite remarkable.

When I first saw one of those Gene Siskel/Roger Ebert shows, I thought I had mistakenly run across a grudge match between two angry (sometimes arrogant) white men.

They talked over each other….they taunted each other….why, sometimes they just weren’t very civil to each other. That bothered me for awhile, but eventually I came to accept their raucous banter because they had so many thought-provoking things to say about the movies they were reviewing.

Over the years I watched the show on an occasional basis, usually when I was in the kitchen working on Sunday dinner (it came on just before “60 Minutes”). I didn’t actually GO to the movies very often, but I sure enjoyed learning more about them and finding out which ones were considered best bets.

After Gene Siskel’s untimely death in 1999, Roger Ebert continued the show with a series of guest critics, and he eventually named Richard Roeper as his new permanent co-host. I liked Roeper because he was younger, good-looking and brought a more ‘average Joe’ mentality to the program. That’s the way I see myself: Movie-wise I’m just an average Jo-anne.

In 2002, Roger Ebert was diagnosed with thyroid cancer, underwent radiation treatments, yet continued on the program as much as he was able. That worked for awhile, but sometime in 2006 he gave up the program entirely due to his difficulty speaking. Roeper was now the senior reviewer and he went through a slew of guest critics until he, too, left the show in 2008.

Things didn’t go well for the next set of reviewers (Ben Lyons and Ben Mankiewicz), whose short tenure ended due to low ratings. The final critical duo was A.O. Scott, film critic of The New York Times, and Michael Phillips, who had the same job at the Chicago Tribune. These two were thoughtful, mostly considerate of each other--and not nearly lively enough for today’s television viewers.

There’s now an interesting new twist to all the drama surrounding the demise of “At the Movies.” Just after the program was cancelled, none other than Roger Ebert announced he wants to produce a new movie review program called, naturally, “Roger Ebert presents At the Movies.” Will it happen? Who knows!

I experienced my own version of a Siskel-Ebert knock-down, drag-out “disagreement” recently when my guy Bill told me he had recorded one of his favorite old-time movies. (By my unofficial count he has about 500 “favorite” old-time movies). A week or so later we sat down together to watch “Bad Day at Black Rock," a John Sturges-directed film released in 1955 starring Spencer Tracy, Robert Ryan, Lee Marvin, Dean Jagger and a slew of other talented Hollywood actors. If you’ve seen the film, it’s likely you already have formed an opinion about it; if you haven’t seen it, here’s my personal (some might say prejudiced) one-sentence recap:

A one-armed stranger gets off the train in a teeny-weeny town that collectively has been harboring a terrible secret which they don’t want known, so they’ll stop at nothing--not even murder--to keep it that way.

When the film ended, my guy said, “What did you think?"

Now, if I had actually THOUGHT before I spoke, I suppose I wouldn’t have said, “It was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.”

That was followed by complete silence. I went downstairs and decided to read the newspaper for awhile. When my stunned cohabitant came downstairs he said to me rather icily, “That movie is considered by many people to be a classic. How could you think it was awful?”

Naturally I took the bait and told him why the film left me utterly devoid of any emotion other than wondering why I wasted 90 minutes of my time watching it. I’m not sure I ever saw Bill so upset with me. It was nominated for several Academy Awards, he declared, assuming that would change my mind (it didn’t). So he tried, “It was one of JFK’s favorite movies.” I still wasn’t moved.

Finally he resorted to all-out war: “Anyone who doesn’t appreciate this film noir classic is a…is a…is an idiot!”

That did it. I manned the torpedoes and did a thorough search of the film both on the Internet Movie Data Base ( www.imdb.com) as well as in one of Bill’s own books, “The Greatest Movies Ever Made.”

Admittedly there are a number of film critics who think “Black Rock” is a riveting suspense thriller that pits pure good against relentless evil. The film book calls it a ‘sleeper.’ (I know this isn’t what was meant but since I fell asleep watching it, I’d call it a sleeper, too.)

But for every positive review, I found there were a number of others who, like me, found this classic to be wanting. One wrote, “As craft goes, this is an excellent movie. Great acting, characters, direction, cinematography, etc. But the story SUCKED! What's the point in making a movie if the story is so awful? A waste of talent. Like making a recording with the Beatles, Rolling Stones, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Elvis Presley, and Frank Sinatra, but they’re singing the song 'Pants on the Ground'.”

My point in disclosing all this? Just that, like Siskel, Ebert, Roeper and so many others who review movies in print or on the air, a film critique is, by, nature, a very personal opinion. Bill hated “The Hangover,” while I thought it was funny in a gross-out sort of way. Neither one of us found “Dinner for Schmucks” nearly as hilarious as the reviews we read would have us believe.

So my feeling is: “You say tomAtoes; I say toMAtoes.” But, hey! Let’s not call the whole thing off!

©2010 by Joanne Engelhardt. The Joanne caricature is ©2010 by Jim Hummel. The photo is courtesy of MGM, Turner Entertainment and WB Home Video. This column first posted Sept. 6, 2010.

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