THECOLUMNISTS.COM  THANKSGIVING 2004

Michael Johnson LETTER FROM LONDON

WILD TURKEY DINNER

This is the festive dinner
even YOU can handle!

By MICHAEL JOHNSON
of TheColumnists.com

My favourite Thanksgiving recipe, proven effective against visiting relatives:

Wild Turkey dinner

Ingredients:

Large tumbler
Bowl of crushed ice
Quart of Wild Turkey bourbon

Fill glass one-quarter full of ice.
Pour Wild Turkey to half-full mark.
Swirl briefly.
Sip.

Repeat until buzzing sound begins. As buzz fades, do it again.

©2004 by Michael Johnson. The cartoon is from IMSI's Master Clips Collection, 1895 Francisco Blvd. E., San Rafael, CA, 94901-5506, USA.

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