Far, Far Out! Week

TheColumnists.com Takes A Fresh Look at:  Alternate Worlds Captions by Ron Miller Illustrations from Vintage Sci-Fi Mag Covers courtesy IMSI's Master/Clips Collection

Calista Flockhart 2010 In tonight's edition of 'Entertainment Tonight," the former star of 'Ally McBeal' finally concedes, "I need to put on a few pounds!"

Applied Science Corp. concedes there are engineering problems with its giant fruit picking machine, the Cyber-Bracero, which went berserk last week and trampled downtown Salinas, California.

Adonis Jones, the gay man who was the last of two contestants on CBS' "SURVIVOR 767: Stranded on Pluto" is being hailed as a hero after rescuing Lulu Nocero from certain death and agreeing to share the $1 billion in prize money with her.

Pres. Chelsea Clinton now believes it was a mistake for the Dept. of Agriculture to try breeding giant iguanas to feed the millions suffering from famine in New England.

British scientists involved in the human cloning project say the first purchase order came from former U.S. Pres. William Jefferson Clinton, who has agreed to pay full price if they gurantee each of the clones is "anatomically correct."

Scientists now find that genetically-engineered "atomic" Preparation H, the miracle balm that instantly shrinks swollen hemhorroidal tissue, doesn't seem to stop there, but keeps on shrinking all tissue it touches.

"Hi. My name's Mulder. Have any of you guys seen my sister?"

"Why didn't someone tell us this is what they send when you call Roto-Rooter on this planet!"

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